I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

Sperm gushing out of his mouth as the tentacle went all the way through his body

Thought asian girls don't give it away right away, but this one's got her pussy exposed for a fuck

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

I put four fingers in her, tightened the belt around her neck - well, cum faster

The dick is in the thickness, but I'll put it in deeper when the bitch is wet

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

Wow, is that sister giving her mom a squirt? We should take it off and flush it!

What's wrong with your face, honey? It's sperm in your throat, you're not the only one who has to cum

Patient, don't panic, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

Finally fucked an Asian girl, I came twice - both times inside

I'll keep fucking after I've stoned, so I can get the sperm inside as well

Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come